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Bad fic day.

People amuse me at times. Just read a 'serious' XI Kirk/Spock fic that went along the lines of...

Kirk meets Spock:

Hi dude! I have the emotional depth of a plank of wood. Would you like to see my super!killer!skillz at everything. Lets go chug a few bottles of beer and talk about tits like any derivative collage Jock. Ps, have you seen my little pink diary with glitter hearts that say 'Jim luvs pointy ears for ever'

Spock meets Kirk:

I find your strange human ways 58.2365478% disgusting, I have 0.254485874% ability to interact humans. I'm slowly dying on the inside and have 5.6482124487 self worth. I am not stoic due to having been able to lern to separate my emotions for my actions I am stolic because If I wasn't I'd be a puddle of emo tears on the floor (Tears that would be a solution of 20 parts water to 1 part salt)

Kirk and Spock go on mission. Super!jock!kirk single handedly saves the day. While Emo!quivering!Spock watches in awe. In the process he teaches the remaining vulcans about just how wrong the Vulcan methods/culture are. How they should be just like Kirk, irrelevant to sociological/physiological differences, etc. And just how awesome a total disrespect of anything is.

At the end Spock turns to Kirk and says....

"It is logical that we do the bad thing right now. Dada wants to ride your cock big boy."

The end.

Note: this may be an exaggeration/amalgamation of things that bug me.

And in other news, HI! yep, I'm still lurking :)


( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 9th, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)
ROFL! I love how you've summarized this. Cracked me up completely. :) I wish you'd come back and write some cracky fics like that -- on purpose, of course. ;)


I miss you!
Dec. 9th, 2009 04:52 pm (UTC)

The thing is I like Crack. Love it really. The sillier the better.

But this... it's just plain bad.

I will write again... at some point :P
Dec. 9th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
OMG that's just nightmare material!!! *crawls under bed and assumes fetal position*
Dec. 9th, 2009 04:53 pm (UTC)
It is quite on of the most dreadful interpretations i've seen.

*joins you in hiding*
Dec. 9th, 2009 07:35 pm (UTC)
Former Star Trek Fan, Member of the Imperial Klingon
Navy with her own D7 (The Dominator) and repeat volunteer fan security to the former Creation Convention held in the NYC TriState area....laughs hysterically while the men with the "hug me" jacket takes her away.
What have they done to my Fandom!!!!!!!
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Dec. 10th, 2009 11:39 am (UTC)
It's not your stuff :P

It wasn't really one fic, and yes, I was trawling ffnet. I think I just read one to many things that jarred. I know people wont have all the same ideas as me. But I do find when people use the 'convert spock to emotionalism' I get annoyed. And including the whole of Vulcan society is just plain arrogant (And a times comes off as the worst kind of bigotry).

The other thing that annoys me is OOCness when not used for satirical/comic effect. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Cracky one shots, the sillier the better. I written many myself.(not ST) But if people are are doing a serious fic, or god forbid something they are labelling a character study, then surly characters should be more than 1 dimensional.

And final rant (for now):P Disjointed sex scenes. I love Sex, I love PWP. I love a long dramatic build up that culminates in a hot steamy tryst. What I can't stand is fic with thrown in sex that doesn't fit the tone of the fic or the situation of the characters. Or sex that suddenly flings the characters OOC. Yes people are different in that intimate situation. No they do not become totally different people. Sex is hard to write well. Fades to black are not bad thing. You can all ways do a side PWP.

And I'm done.

Ps, If you need someone to bounce I ideas off for your Pride & Prejudice redo I'm all over that. I'm a little P&P obsessed. I'm no beta though. If you hadn't noticed (unlikely) my spelling and grammar are teh shit.
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