I'm still here and I'm watching you MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love that Rage against the Machine got christmas No 1 :)
Kirk meets Spock:
Hi dude! I have the emotional depth of a plank of wood. Would you like to see my super!killer!skillz at everything. Lets go chug a few bottles of beer and talk about tits like any derivative collage Jock. Ps, have you seen my little pink diary with glitter hearts that say 'Jim luvs pointy ears for ever'
Spock meets Kirk:
I find your strange human ways 58.2365478% disgusting, I have 0.254485874% ability to interact humans. I'm slowly dying on the inside and have 5.6482124487 self worth. I am not stoic due to having been able to lern to separate my emotions for my actions I am stolic because If I wasn't I'd be a puddle of emo tears on the floor (Tears that would be a solution of 20 parts water to 1 part salt)
Kirk and Spock go on mission. Super!jock!kirk single handedly saves the day. While Emo!quivering!Spock watches in awe. In the process he teaches the remaining vulcans about just how wrong the Vulcan methods/culture are. How they should be just like Kirk, irrelevant to sociological/physiological differences, etc. And just how awesome a total disrespect of anything is.
At the end Spock turns to Kirk and says....
"It is logical that we do the bad thing right now. Dada wants to ride your cock big boy."
Note: this may be an exaggeration/amalgamation of things that bug me.
And in other news, HI! yep, I'm still lurking :)
Please can I have an epic piece of fiction about any of my choice pairings? I would like a loooonnngg draw out UST filled romance. One that had sex in it, was not automatically fixed by it. Romance that was the focus of the plot, but aloud for other sub plots to move along nicely. Can this fiction have a well thought out, detailed world. Full of individuals who are fascinating and not mere clichés. Can this story have moments of angst, action and adventure? Can this story have elements of humour, heartache and hotness? Most of all, can this story have a happy ending. Why yes, I am a sap.
If you could do this for me My darling Internets, I’ll be your BBF and make you cookies.
Edit/ Can It have LOTS of snarky banter in aswell. mmmmmm snark.
So I just saw the new ST film. With all honesty I didn't expect to like it. But I did :D
It's all so given me an apriation of all thoses K/S fic that are sitting on my F list. I may go read a few.
God, I'm reading K/S, there is no escape from teh power of the slash is there?
I have internets at home again!
(sadly I have a head ache and will be crashing out when I get home, but at least I can catch up soon.)There is a kink meme out there that needs some Genclayification. and yes, that is a word ;)